Thankyou all for making it out tonight. You know, I find myself feeling thankful. The middle of a howling blizzard and yet you’re all here; waiting to hear our tale.
True, I am one of the finest performers this side of Waterdeep and yes, this spit of a town has nothing else for entertainment but the fact is; you’re here.
And I value that. Truly. I am honoured, to be your host. To regale you with fascinating and completely true accounts of the Scales of justice it…well…let’s just get on with things shall we?
Now where was I? Ah…yes…