Before tonight’s performance, please allow me to extend our deepest thanks to patron of the arts; Andrew Coleman. Your support will help us to keep the fire burning through this long harsh winter and we need all the help we can get!
Tonight, we reflect upon things that were said, things that were not said and perhaps, some assumptions that were made.
They say that when you make an assumption, you make an ass of you and mption.
Yes, I’m not really sure of the meaning behind that one is either.
Though, if we apply this statement to the actions of the Scales of justice; It’s quite possible that Baldur’s Gate was turned into one gigantic ass.