Tag: DnD

December 2, 2018 / Main Campaign Episodes

Thankyou all for making it out tonight. You know, I find myself feeling thankful. The middle of a howling blizzard and yet you’re all here; waiting to hear our tale.

True, I am one of the finest performers this side of Waterdeep and yes, this spit of a town has nothing else for entertainment but the fact is; you’re here.

And I value that. Truly. I am honoured, to be your host. To regale you with fascinating and completely true accounts of the Scales of justice it…well…let’s just get on with things shall we?

Now where was I? Ah…yes…

November 11, 2018 / Main Campaign Episodes

Hello there! Welcome. Can I take your coats? You’re surprised to see me here, yes, no, it really is me. Rest assured, the show is proceeding as normal, it’s just…we’ve got some special guests….

October 28, 2018 / Main Campaign Episodes

Before tonight’s performance, please allow me to extend our deepest thanks to patron of the arts; Andrew Coleman. Your support will help us to keep the fire burning through this long harsh winter and we need all the help we can get!

Tonight, we reflect upon things that were said, things that were not said and perhaps, some assumptions that were made.
They say that when you make an assumption, you make an ass of you and mption.

Yes, I’m not really sure of the meaning behind that one is either.

Though, if we apply this statement to the actions of the Scales of justice; It’s quite possible that Baldur’s Gate was turned into one gigantic ass.

October 14, 2018 / Main Campaign Episodes

Erbak couldn’t make it for this episode and I forgot that so his intro is in there anyway but he’s not in the episode AHHH already late! Oh well; Enjoy the show!

I’m late! I’m late! But it’s here now and that’s what counts, right?

October 7, 2018 / Main Campaign Episodes

I could tell you in depth what happened next
but to do so would be a task
As though the house seemed plain,
Behind each door closed
each room was gone
and changed forever more.

We spent what seemed like hours
Opening doors and checking traps
But there we were in a wizards home
Stuck with a demon, acting like a cat

We went in circles, round and round
It seemed a never ending maze
But then an exit, we finally found
Then after that, all was changed